Damn Son

I'm twenty and will never have a clue. I've only put my age on here as to remind me how old I am.

Getting into DnD, want to one day get out of bed, but today I'm just programming.


"Go right to sleep because you can’t sleep in tomorrow…. or any other day for the rest of your life."
- My Kindergarten Eve Peptalk to my 4yo



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Anonymous said: Why do you want to be a comedian?


the free stool with a glass of water on it 

Couch surfing means being really awkward when morning wood won’t go away.

Can’t fap in someone else’s lounge room. Especially when someone is lounging.


Showtime Concept Art by Maciej Kuciara

Artist: DeviantArt / Website / Twitter

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