Damn Son

I'm twenty and will never have a clue. I've only put my age on here as to remind me how old I am.

Getting into DnD, want to one day get out of bed, but today I'm just programming.

Making a funny on Facebook at 4.30am is a good gauge on who has a good sense of humour but no social life.


I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

(via keepingupwitherykah)

Lesson learnt tonight is:
The vast majority of jugglers have a small penis and a ranging size of scrotum.

Trust me I’ve seen roughly 8 tonight.

Stories are better without context

I enlightened two 23 year old girls on what ‘pegging’ is tonight.

Getting groped by the buttocks in the Marque tent of the festival seems to be a yearly tradition.

I made harry take the which lord of the rings character are you quiz


He got Gimli
How appropriate its like short Ron Swanson

me and harry used to play lord of the rings as kids and he was always gimili, so this pleases me greatly

You should sleep for as long as you can.